FAIRYTALE CLASSICS: a story from beanstalk land

Once upon a time in a land so far away,there lived a girl named Cinderella, who has the habit of sitting infront of her magical mirror, combing her hair and asking,
  "mirror,mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
to this, her magical mirror would answer,
  "(yawn)..you talkin to me, bitch?"
or
"..not again!"
Cinderella would either threaten to break the mirror or would simply glare at it and continue to brush her hair and ask the mirror..
"..will you just answer my question,idiot?!"
reluctantly, the mirror would answer..
"…im getting really tired of this, but then since your asking, i might as well answer…Rapunzel of the thousand meter hair, is the fairest!"

Again and again, day after day, same thing would hppen, until Cinderella the Cinder witch could no longer take it and said to herself..

"im going to find that Rapunzel \, I alone should be the fairest!"..she declared.
the mirror simply stared and inwardly pity his mistress for being so vain but silently pray that she would fall at someone's staircase and break her neck…

"now mirror, tell me, where can i find this Rapunzel of yours?"…she sweety ask the mirror..

"if you want her, YOU GO LOOK FOR HER!!!It's not my business to look for people..you're disturbing my nap!.."the mirror snapped!

"oh you stupid thing!..very well then..i'll look for her!" Cinderella countered.

Before setting out on her journey…She prepared a potion and with all her magical cunning and prowess, transformed it into an apple, juicy,lovely but cursed and poisonous!

"hahahha!!!Let's see if you can survive this!!…You'll die rapunzel!and i will be the most beautiful in fairyland!
She then went out and set into a journey to find Rapunzel of the thousand meter hair. She went far and wide until she reached what looks like the end of the world, it has a staircase and a sign that says

" YOU ARE NOW LEAVING BEANSTALK LAND, THANK YOU FOR COMING!"
Taking a peek she found out that the staircase leads into a garden with a tower, infact, the starcase is almost hugging the tower that you can cross from there to the window,which is probably the only entrance into the tower.

As she slowly climbs down the staircase she heard voices from inside the tower,

"oh princess, how beautiful you are!If only i could escape form this curse the witch gave me then i will carryu yu away from this place and marry you.."said t6he voice of a man..
"oh dear!that would be lovely!Just tell me what to do and i'll help you with everything that i can"..a girl's voice excitedly answered..

Curious, Cinderella slowly tiptoed and took a peek at the window of the tower and saw..to her amazement a princess with a very long hair talking to the biggest, bulgiest,greenest frog she had ever seen in her whole fairytale life.

she then heard the ugly frog said the most disgusting and most absurd phrase she had ever heard from a frog…

"kiss me! and i will become a prince!"

Before she could even react to that statement she saw the beautiful princess kiss the frog, once, twice,then again and again and again..
Dumbfoundedly, Cinderella the witch stared and stared unable to believe much more comprehend how a beautiful princess could manage to kiss an ugly frog.
On the other hand, feeling somewhat tired from their first round of kissing,rapunzel complained to the frog..

"oh Frog, ive been kissing you for the past hour and you still didn't become a prince!" she, almost tearfully, exlaimed.
"oh Lady Rapunzel, if only you would kiss me with all your heart then surely, the witch's curse will be broken.."the frog said..

Though rather reluctantly,Rapunzel took a deep breathe and feel into a passionate kiss with the frog. She was so engrossed by it that she didnot notice Cinderella the vain witch from beanstalk land as she slowly and unconsciously put the apple into her mouth as she stupidly and dumbfoundedly gaze into the kissing pair, at the same instance that Cinderella took  a bite from her cursed apple a blinding light illuminated the inside of the tower.

At that very moment, Cinderella was turned into a stone and fell from the staircase into the ground below. She fell so hard that she was broken into a thousand pieces. It was so sudden that she did not witnessed the change that accompanied the blinding light.For as the light faded, rapunzel was nowhere to be seen in her place was a big,bulgy frog with a very long blond hair still engrossed with the other bulgy frog.

And so it is, that on that day, Cinderella the vain witch died from her own poison and the beautiful Rapunzel of the thousand meter hair became a frog, and from tat that day onward, and the mirror lived happily ever after.

*a story told by the magical mirror.
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