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OBITUARY FOR COMMON SENSE!

Friday, November 24, 2006

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the
name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such value
lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why
the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always
fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies
(don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting
strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health
began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but
overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from
school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher
fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened
his condition.

It declined even further when schools were required to get
parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but,
could not inform the parents when a student became
pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Finally, Common
Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became
contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals
received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense
finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit
in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth
and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter,
Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two
stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he
was gone. If you still know him pass this on, if not join
the majority and do nothing.

*Copied from: www.myyearbook.com

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